i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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