Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We had sex on a dog bed..
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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