So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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