i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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