Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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