Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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