It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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