He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
wow bdsm is so cute
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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