if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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