you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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