He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
it was like eating out sand paper
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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