you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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