Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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