...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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