I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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