How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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