I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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