Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
