so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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