whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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