i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Hippo gnu deer
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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