Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
My ATM looks so different sober.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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