My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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