dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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