I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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