I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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