he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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