I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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