Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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