I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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