sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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