Do vagina's smell?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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