if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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