Porn is love you can see.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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