Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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