I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
