Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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