please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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