I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
