I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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