My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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