my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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