Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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