he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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