Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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