you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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