I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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