why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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