it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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