I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Is this like a preordered booty call?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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