Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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