so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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