It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
