I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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